North Vancouver police are asking the public to help make a sa国际传媒渞omantic reunion.sa国际传媒�
Police issued a tongue-in-cheek news release Wednesday that looked like a personal ad for a sa国际传媒渟ingle non-white jacket.sa国际传媒�
sa国际传媒淵ou dropped me off on that rainy night, behind the Salvation Army Thrift Store on Fell Street in North Vancouver,sa国际传媒� the release said. sa国际传媒淏ut I think you still miss me. Because you left something valuable behind, in one of my pockets. Not a scarf or pair of socks, but something much more valuable. Maybe you just wanted one last chance to hold me?sa国际传媒�
The jacket is described as sa国际传媒渂road shouldered and nicely tanned,sa国际传媒� with an astrological sign of Virgo, and that itsa国际传媒檚 seeking a Scorpio who wears a size XL.
sa国际传媒淏y my guess, yousa国际传媒檙e over 40 (but you donsa国际传媒檛 look a day over 29!). You know how to treat a jacket. You never labelled me and I loved you for that. Yousa国际传媒檙e clean, but not a neat-freak.sa国际传媒�
The news release writer even goes so far as to describe the jacketsa国际传媒檚 interests.
sa国际传媒淚 love long walks on the beach and candle-lit dinners. Isa国际传媒檓 not sporty, but Isa国际传媒檓 just as comfortable at a pub as I am at the symphony.
sa国际传媒淚sa国际传媒檓 warm, soft, formal, and low-maintenance. I donsa国际传媒檛 like labels, so nobody can tell where Isa国际传媒檓 from. Isa国际传媒檓 well put together, and have never fallen apart in public. Smooth-chested. No back hair!sa国际传媒�
The release does not say when the jacket was discovered, but if yousa国际传媒檙e the owner, your jacket is sa国际传媒渕issing yousa国际传媒� and yousa国际传媒檙e asked to contact North Vancouver police at 604-985-1311.
joti.grewal@bpdigital.ca
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