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So often, your feedback is fantastic sa国际传媒� insightful, witty, incisive and it brings a smile to this old chunk of coal. (Shoutout to Norm)
Heresa国际传媒檚 but a tiny sample (abridged) of some of those responses from around the province. I kept names private to prevent paparazzi from following you talented writers around:
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Some of the kids believed that if they went into the pool (this is high school), after the boys had a swim class you would get pregnant!
If you have an itchy left palm, you will be receiving money soon.
If a broom falls over in the kitchen, company is coming!
A granny told her grandchild if you fiddle with your belly button, your bum will fall off.
My mom was from Newfoundland and she had a swack of expressions.
She said this one expression after hearing one of her children telling a little fib:
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Donsa国际传媒檛 swallow seeds because they will stick to your appendix and you will need an operation;
Donsa国际传媒檛 sit on cold cement because yousa国际传媒檒l get piles;
When you eat homemade soup you cansa国际传媒檛 drink cold liquids with it because the soup will turn to lard in your stomach;
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sa国际传媒� sa国际传媒淎t age 72, I have distinct memories of our old black-and-white TV days. We started with rabbit ears on top of the TV, which allowed us to tune in to the sa国际传媒榣uxurysa国际传媒� of three channels, CBUT (CBC)/Vancouver, KVOS/Bellingham, and the Victoria station that preceded CHEK-TV.
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I remember rushing home from school to watch sa国际传媒楢merican Bandstandsa国际传媒�. And all the crap the CBC had for viewers!
Yes, they had Hockey Night in Canada.
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Keep that feedback coming everyone, Isa国际传媒檓 always happy to share more. Thank you.
PQB News/VI Free Daily editor welcomes your questions, comments and story ideas. He can be reached via email at philip.wolf@blackpress.ca, or by phone at 250-905-0019.
