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COLUMN: Why must people talk on the phone while on the toilet?

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Itsa国际传媒檚 been years since I first encountered the issue, but to this day, I still cansa国际传媒檛 quite understand it: why is it that people need to talk on the phone while using the loo?

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Now, itsa国际传媒檚 quite possible that the woman I was speaking with all those years ago was in the middle of some must-be-finished-now cleaning of said toilet, and that the flush was the final rinse that simply couldnsa国际传媒檛 wait.

Butsa国际传媒 Isa国际传媒檓 doubtful.

Thankfully, years passed before the issue began to swirl afresh.

But sadly, in addition to reappearing, the practice has become rather regular. More and more often sa国际传媒 weekly, at least, in my experience sa国际传媒 Isa国际传媒檓 hearing the sounds of conversation coming from occupied public washroom stalls, with the chatter continuing through every step of the process.

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Isa国际传媒檓 OK with anyone reaching out from anywhere, if help is needed.

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At the very least, switch to texting. Then, no one sa国际传媒 at all, ever sa国际传媒 has to know (wink, wink).

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I will acknowledge that there are much worse sounds to hear in a public washroom. But, ideally, thatsa国际传媒檚 about the only place theysa国际传媒檒l ever be heard, particularly when yousa国际传媒檙e not the one responsible for them.

Despite the impression social media gives, not all experiences need to be shared. But will abstaining from this particular practice be a movement others can get on board with?

Please, some reliefsa国际传媒

Tracy Holmes is a reporter with Peace Arch News.



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